Monday, November 25, 2013

Mohawking

Dear two-legged friends,

Hanzō is (voluntarily) cleaning the litter box for me at the moment, so I will tell you a little bit more about my weekend. I'd been hoping for a second date with the neighbor's cat for almost all of last week until it finally seemed to become reality on Sunday. We'd met once before when Hanzō and I managed to escape from the apartment, as our mommy was coming home from work. The neighbor was just about to leave her apartment when I spotted her girl cat graciously hiding behind her owner's legs. I was in love, perhaps because I had never seen a cat that wasn't grey (oh, excuse me, blue) before. While my shy little brother was sniffing on the door mat, I quickly, and in a very determined fashion, tried to get closer to her, smell her and perhaps exchange a few meows with her.

However, I sadly never made it there. After taking her coat off and putting her bags on the floor, mommy grabbed me and picked me up. At first I didn't fully realize what was happening to me because I was blinded by love. I had already been dreaming about getting closer and staring into the cat's eyes when I realized the neighbor was petting me. Nooooo. Then mommy said "come on, let's go home" and I found myself sitting in front of the door, staring at the door handle and meowing pitifully. Mommy had no mercy, and told me: "oh come on, Hattori, you are barely four months old." After this traumatic experience, I was so glad to get a second chance.

On Sunday, when our four legged granny and great-granny were leaving after an afternoon at the St. Charles' Christmas Market and a few minutes at the apartment to admire how cute we are, I saw my chance, as I'd heard the neighbor unlock her door. Now or never, I told myself, and entered the neighbor's apartment as fast as I could. Already thinking about the lovely girl cat, I almost got a heart attack when I was confronted with a boy cat much bigger than me blocking my way. He was parked next to the door and I got so scared I mohawked up. His facial expression only said: "what are you doing here little bastard?" Standing sideways with all my hair standing on end, I hissed: "I am here to see the girl." His facial expression didn't change, and I didn't move. Suddenly, I was picked up by the neighbor, who tried to hand me over to daddy. I was so upset that I scratched both of them and sprinted back to safety. In the apartment, I saw my brother Hanzō, and, just in case it was the other mean boy cat in disguise, I mohawked up again in order to hide that I was, at that moment, scared of the whole world. A bit later, I was fed, and calmed down. But what's the morale of the story? I'm done with girl cats for now :)

Thanks for reading!
Love,
Hattori


Thursday, November 21, 2013

Right Before Cat-Puberty Started...

If we can't visit the cat-ladies next door, we have to cuddle with each other!

My brother makes a good pillow!

I can sleep anywhere!

Oh come on, no more pictures!

In action...

I will kill you, feathers!

Why haven't we left for the trip yet?

This feels good. My arm is all sore from playing 24/7. 

Mhhhh, sleeping on the computer sleeve is almost like sleeping on the computer itself...

My brother's tail is also a nice pillow!

Kitten Salad! 

In action!

Waaaaahh, where did my brother go?

No, you are not allowed to work from home! 

Cat salad, take 2.

Looking cute!

Today, granny is dressed like us- grey rulez!

This week, I am testing all kinds of pillows...

We love the bathtub a little bit too much!

What, I'm supposed to be a cat? No, I'm a rabbit, can't you see?

We love our parents' pots and pans!

Just checking his pulse :)

No, not gay at all ;)

Yay, daddy is home! 

And mommy is asleep again...

Let's try to eat her hair! 

Do you think I can fit in there, Hattori?

Can't you see, this is a private party!

Ok, one picture

Purr, purr, purr...

I have X-legs :)

Playing with daddy!

Sleeping on daddy!

Where is daddy? Can't he join me in the hammock? 

Mohawk-Kitty :)

Tuesday, November 19, 2013

What a Week...

Dear readers,

this is Hattori. I am writing this post because I had a bit of a rough week. Daddy returned from his business trip on Friday, so I am not completely frustrated any more, but I am hoping that he won't be gone for this long any time soon. In any case, I am slowly recovering from last week's events, and am thankful for avery minute of cuddling with my parents. Mommy even gets up at night when I start meowing pitifully in front of the bedroom door, and checks on me. I must say that I occasionally take advantage of it and meow her out of bed just to make her pet me. It is adorable that she is always worried about me now. But let me start explaining from the beginning.

On Monday last week, I was feeling terrible. I had this weird feeling in my stomach, and didn't know what was happening to my little body. Probably I was upset about daddy being gone, but now I know that I also should not have tried to lick everything in the apartment and eaten too much wheat grass. Let's say it was probably a combination of unfortunate events. I barely managed to drag myself to my parents' bedroom door and meow pitifully a few times in order to attract mommy's attention before my body started jerking backwards and forwards, like a fast version of an earthworm moving forward, and part of what I had eaten came back up my mouth.

When I thought the nightmare was over, it happened once again. I was so scared as it had not happened to me before. I was very distressed and was shaking. I tried to hide in a bathroom corner, but after a while, I decided it was better to cuddle with mommy, especially since she stayed home from work because she was so worried about me. I slowly started feeling better. In the afternoon, my brother and I tried to annoy mommy very much because even though she said she needed to get some work done, we kept occupying the computer. We can't help it, it is so nice and warm. Also, we are way more important than work anyway, and we are very cute when we are both curled up on her computer on top of each other.

Later in the week, my curiosity caused me to take a bath with mommy. I was sitting on the side of the bathtub and was so fascinated by the movement of the waves, resulting from me repeatedly touching the surface of the water with my cute furry paw, that I lost my balance and fell in the water. Mommy tried to dry me off with a towel, but I am already a big boy, so I wanted to clean myself. The water tasted terrible, like oranges, ginger and salt. Mommy says she used nice bath salts from Salt Lake City, but if it was up to me, I would bathe in fish or meat-infused water. Mmmmhhh.

On Friday, just when mommy said she was going out to pick daddy up from the airport, I had to throw up again. This time, I chose the living room carpet as my puking target, not the wooden floor. It is just softer to sit on when you heave to go through this terrible ordeal. At least this time, I already knew what was happening to me. But it still wasn't pleasant because my parents force-fed me flax seeds soaked in warm water in order to "repair" my tiny little stomach. This time, I also had diarrhea, but my dear little brother, who is obsessed with cleaning, helped me hide the mess in the cat toilet. Sometimes, he would scrape around for three minutes or even longer until the corpus delicti was well hidden and he was satisfied.

Now, I am feeling better, but I am always hungry. I could eat the whole day, especially fish, which we were allowed to try for the first time yesterday. We only got a few bites, but it was so delicious that we tried to climb up daddy's pants when he was cooking. Life is good now that he's back because we like to see our parents together and happy. I have also discovered my passion for curling up and taking a nap on mommy's head if she's fallen asleep on the couch... again!, but I will talk about this in another post!

"Talk" to you soon, friends!
Your party pooper, Hattori :)


Sunday, November 10, 2013

The Samurai Way of Life :)

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First exploration of the cat tree. 

Since I couldn't pee for 8 hours, I am "camping" in front of the cat toilet, just in case. 

Still a little bit skeptical. 

 Whaaat, the carrot is not actually a mouse? 

We love the Kitty Brain Trainer. 

Cat in a bag. 

Exhausted from all the exploring. 

Missing his four-legged mommy :(

At least they have each other. 

Daddy, feed me already!

Very cute!

Mmmhhh, tea... oh wait, I got diarrhea last time... Uh Oh! 

Sweet dreams. 

We love daddy's flannel house pants :)

We also love sleeping on top of each other. 

Cat sandwich!

Let's try this dissertation writing thing...

He prefers reading blogs...

I want to eat it already. 

... in peace! Leave me and my carrot alone!

Brotherly love! 

Cuddling with mommy. 

Purr, purr, purr...!

The couch is also quite nice. 

Sleeping on the hammock's roof. 

... and enjoying it very much!

The bigger picture ;)

On top of the cat tree. 

Same. 

Yeah, I'm cool. YOLO. 

Why are there only pictures of us sleeping? We're too fast when we're playing ;)

Snacking ;) yummee! "3ei49`" says Hanzo!
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I'm so pretty ;)

Laudry is so soft :)

Playing with the stick!

And loving it!

We also love the dishwasher!

Giving mommy a kiss!

Spending time with daddy!

And we're all happy :)

We like using the cat toilet while mommy and daddy are emptying it :D

But why can't we use this thingy like the grown ups?

Seriously, you're taking another picture?

I love sleeping on mommy's hair. 

Hanzo feels he needs to clean mommy's face. 

Exhausted from all this cuddling and cleaning. 

Everybody needs to be clean. 

Taking another nap. 

Ugh, I have such a bad meat hangover :D

Yes, my brother is behind this door. I know it's him and not a mouse. 

I am hiding for a reason. Stop taking pictures, you paparazzi. 

The hammock is also quite nice. 

I cought a bird. Brrrr...

No, I'm not letting daddy take a shower and get dressed before he cuddles with me. 

No, my neck doesn't hurt at all... 

Look how long my tongue is ;)

No, we're not gay at all :)

I am a huge fan of 3D and no, I don't even need 3D glasses. 

I am a parrot. Arrrrr. 

Just enjoying the view, I guess. 

Look, it's our two-legged great granny :)

Mommy stole daddy's flannel pants :)

They're so soft. 

Maybe I can go on a trip with my parents one day...

I already packed my suitcase :).