Meow, meow! It’s Hattori. As mentioned in our last post, we met our forever family last weekend. It was very exciting for us and we got along very well with them, even though we were a little cautious at first. You never know. Our forever-mommy is called Marlies and she’s a human rights advisor-intern with the UNODC and a PhD student in Development Studies, but to be frank, I only care about how much time she has to play and cuddle with us. We are a bit skeptical because it has come to our attention that she used to be a vegetarian and can’t prepare meat without being grossed out, but hopefully our forever-daddy won’t let us starve.
Apparently, I am a lot like my future mommy because I am very active, adventurous and vocal. I play until I fall over and sleep like a baby until I’ve gathered enough strength to play again. Daddy’s told me that mommy usually keeps going until she just falls asleep in front of the TV.
I am ashamed to report that I couldn’t resist my curiosity to try a bit of my future daddy’s black tea when they were visiting. My little stomach couldn’t handle all the caffeine and I got diarrhea... cute little kitten diarrhea. Ok, maybe I wasn’t cute for a very short period of time because I had poop all over my fur. My four-legged mommy tired to clean me up, but sadly we weren’t able to hide the corpus delicti because when she tried to clean the cat toilet, she got poop all over her face that our breeder-mommy Lucie had to remove with a cotton ball. Oh well, we are still very little and learning. Also, my dear brother enjoys peeing against the wall, especially before Lucie moved the litter box underneath the office desk, and farts occasionally. Daddy says it’s ok, quoting an Austrian saying: “Wer fü pforzt, der braucht koan Orzt” (He who farts, doesn’t need a doctor). The two of them will certainly get a long very well! Hanzō?
Howdy, friends! This is Hanzō. I do get along great with my forever-daddy Herbert. He is quiet, like me, and values his alone-time. Marlies says most computer programmers are like this. Herbert is just finishing his PhD and will start his job as a video game programmer very soon. I am looking forward to sleeping on his warm computer and helping him write lines of code by just randomly pressing keys on the keyboard. Maybe he can also program a cat-play video game in order to keep Hattori busy. I do enjoy playing cat-fight with him, but he is just too active. He climbs on almost everything, books, bookshelves, chairs, and so on.
I found it very funny when my brother had diarrhea because it helped our forever family tell us apart. We are twins after all, so I understand it must be difficult for them. Whenever they weren’t sure who was who, they checked our cute buttocks. You could hear them talking in two-legged cat language: “ah, it’s yours, it’s the one with the poopy butt." Haha.
Marlies knitted a blanket we can sleep on for us and we really like it. Sadly, my hyped-up brother always tries to fight with it. Hopefully, it will still be “alive” when our forever family comes to visit us next time. Talking about our cozy blanket makes me yawn and think about a cute cat nap. Mmmhh, napping, purring while napping, purring and dreaming about cuddling with cat-mommy ... I can’t keep my eyelids open any longer... aahhh, good boy, Hattori is joining me... falling over... ccchhhhhhh... chhhhrhhhchhrr...
Sweet dreams, little angels!
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