Dear readers,
I would like to file a complaint against my dear brother, Hattori "Pocket Cougar" Blue Majesty, at the European Court of Cat Justice. The situation has become unbearable, so I believe there is no other option than to ask for a legal verdict. You must know that I am quite little compared to my big brother, as I only weigh 3.2kg, 800g less than Hattori. Mommy and daddy keep telling me that it is because I've probably inherited some American Russian Blue genes from my four-legged daddy, who is apprently one fourth American. American Russian Blues tend to be smaller and more slender than European ones. The interesting thing with us is that while Hattori's physique is more European, he is also the more confident and outgoing one, which is supposed to be an American Russian Blue character trait. Isn't it a little bit unfair, guys? The only thing I don't understand is how I can be an American Russian Blue if I am actually mostly Polish and a little bit German. Maybe our Omi, who is a geographer, can explain this to me when our parents are in Dubai next week and she's taking care of us.
Anyway, I am also really attached to my brother (and my parents, my Omi, most visitors... ok, I admit it, I am a bit clingy and needy, but I think it is ok since I am so adorable when I rubb my cheeks on people... I also try to reward petting with a lot of purring, which my brother usually doesn't do). Sometimes, I run around the apartment, but can't find my brother anywhere. I even meow (squeak) really loudly (ok, as loudly as I can) "brother, where are you?" but he doesn't answer. My parents have told me that he likes to hide from me, on top of shelves, the fridge, and the mirror cabinet, and that occiasionally, they've seen an evil grin on his face. I think my big brother is making fun of me. He obviously enjoys being able to jump anywhere he likes, while I don't think I am strong enough and also don't have the courage to try. This has to stop! My brother should not be allowed to hide from me when I need him!
Please support my cause,
your Hanzō "Squeaky" Blue Majesty
I would like to file a complaint against my dear brother, Hattori "Pocket Cougar" Blue Majesty, at the European Court of Cat Justice. The situation has become unbearable, so I believe there is no other option than to ask for a legal verdict. You must know that I am quite little compared to my big brother, as I only weigh 3.2kg, 800g less than Hattori. Mommy and daddy keep telling me that it is because I've probably inherited some American Russian Blue genes from my four-legged daddy, who is apprently one fourth American. American Russian Blues tend to be smaller and more slender than European ones. The interesting thing with us is that while Hattori's physique is more European, he is also the more confident and outgoing one, which is supposed to be an American Russian Blue character trait. Isn't it a little bit unfair, guys? The only thing I don't understand is how I can be an American Russian Blue if I am actually mostly Polish and a little bit German. Maybe our Omi, who is a geographer, can explain this to me when our parents are in Dubai next week and she's taking care of us.
Anyway, I am also really attached to my brother (and my parents, my Omi, most visitors... ok, I admit it, I am a bit clingy and needy, but I think it is ok since I am so adorable when I rubb my cheeks on people... I also try to reward petting with a lot of purring, which my brother usually doesn't do). Sometimes, I run around the apartment, but can't find my brother anywhere. I even meow (squeak) really loudly (ok, as loudly as I can) "brother, where are you?" but he doesn't answer. My parents have told me that he likes to hide from me, on top of shelves, the fridge, and the mirror cabinet, and that occiasionally, they've seen an evil grin on his face. I think my big brother is making fun of me. He obviously enjoys being able to jump anywhere he likes, while I don't think I am strong enough and also don't have the courage to try. This has to stop! My brother should not be allowed to hide from me when I need him!
Please support my cause,
your Hanzō "Squeaky" Blue Majesty
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